I have two children in my life
1 year ago, only 50 days ago.
2 bachcha: I do not see
any other name but I do not know how to do it.
2 Plate Panir chilli
3 Plate kashmiri pulaw
2 plate Meat
1 Plate chicken chili
jamun ke baad ladka house aakar
“Mummy, pet me dard
hohai hai” Mammy- Najar lagta hai hai …
Santa – Your doctor has been
asked to go to doctor-doctor ?
Santa-Doctor meri wife 16 GB of memory card is
going to have to go to the doctor …
Doctor- no words have been asked for help.
What is the reason for Santa -Mai to ye so that you were able to access the
Jee Jija Ko Jiju Kahne Wali
Ladkiya Hi Bharat Me Huwe
Aadhe Se Jayada Taalak Ki
Jimedaar Hoti Hai
Jiju Aa Gaye, Jiju
Hamare Liye Kaya Laye
Jiju Aap Bahut Smart Lag Rahe Ho
India has given me a
money by packing it in a
packet of wheat and packing it in a basket,
and it has a lot of water …
Saali: Where do you see MANGOES?
Jija: Mango tree? Saali: No
Jija: Fruit shop? Saali: No
Jija: Maaza? Saali: No
Jija: Frooti? Saali: No
Saali: Jha beautiful woman goes
Piche Man GOES.
Santa got invitation from Blue Whale Challenge
Banta – What Challenge you finished for Blue Whale
Santa – Exiting from Blue Whale coz exiting from
this game is also a Big Challenge (*;; *)
Santa: Aaj papa nei pitayi kar banta
Santa: Meine to sirf itna pucha “KAMINE” in the movie
“see” for the movie “BLUE”.
Santa fed up with new boss.
One day he told boss to play “Blue Whale Challenge”,
is an Internet “game”
Boss played and Finished ….
Now Santa enjoying office life-
Dating Boss’s gorgeous Secretary
Raat ke 2 baje santa ke aate par phone
aaya – Hello Yaha What is Mehmet Released?
Santa: Why is it that
I have to go to Fatima only to get mehfooz?
Happu Singh calls on customer care
Happu: Hello (+ _ +)
Executive: Ji Main Aarti Bol Rahi Hun.
Happu: Aarti Baad Mein Sunana Pehle, Meri Problem Toh resolve Kar Do!
Executive: Sir, I am going to do my prayers before going to
Happu: I am going to disconnect my call and
madam … I do not want to do the whole thing ….
Jyotishi ne kaha, “Seth jee sirph 20
rupaye mein aapke man ki baatunga.”
Seth jee ne jawaab diya, “Maharaj jee 200 rupaye lo,
Bas Modi ke man ki baaten bata do.”
Ek hi geet me puri umar dikhiye naino
mein sapna, (umar 5 se 15)
sapno mein sajna (umar 15 se 25)
Sajna pe dil aaaya ( (from 25 to 35) you have been here
… (umar 35 from 40 )
Baki puri umar- Ta thaiya ta thaiya ho o …
Ta thaiya ta thaiya ho o …
Santa Ko Beta Hua
Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye
Jyotish: Ye Jiska Name Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega
Baccha Bola “PAPA” and Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya